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Quote: 169; Rating: -4; [+|-]
Sir Diesalot: Back. Opened fridge looking for munchies, turkey is in there. Fridge smells of turkey farts :/
Quote: 168; Rating: 1; [+|-]
Smuttles: sigh
Smuttles: too many lesbians with big tits
Quote: 167; Rating: 0; [+|-]
Smt: oh man
Smt: if i press "Y" in firefox
Smt: the 2nd one down is youporn
Quote: 166; Rating: -1; [+|-]
Smuttles: sexy time
Smuttles: monday is gonna be epic
Smuttles: everyone at work for ages
Smuttles: sister in school
Smuttles: me and home
Smuttles: chilling out
Smuttles: maxing
Smuttles: relaxing
Quote: 165; Rating: 1; [+|-]
JLJ1: "[INTERVIEW] You can have Gay co-op marriages - Fable 3 Forums"
Smuttles: YES
Quote: 164; Rating: -5; [+|-]
Smuttles: "Reloading data"
Smuttles: why does it take so fucking long
Dius: coz your toucing your self
Smuttles: I KNOW
Quote: 163; Rating: -2; [+|-]
Iain: he hit her with an umbrella, ella, ella, eh, eh, until her face started to swella, ella, ella, eh, eh, eh, chris brown is an angry fella, ella, ella, eh, eh, eh, he hit rhianna with an umbrella, ella, ella, eh eh eh
Quote: 162; Rating: -1; [+|-]
Smuttles: Kirby only let in utter idiots to the hole
JLJ1: Like you :3
Smuttles: wat
Smuttles: who did i let in
Smuttles: Slice?
Smuttles: hes cool
Smuttles: OH
Smuttles: LOL YEAH
Smuttles: cool
Smuttles: no
Smuttles: dont quote tihs
Quote: 161; Rating: 4; [+|-]
Smuttles: ouch
Smuttles: i think i poked a hole in my npple
Smuttles: hoooww
Smuttles: oouuchh
Smuttles: i was itching it
Smuttles: and i got alittle rough
Smuttles: and i went
Smuttles: POKE
Smuttles: and it really hurt
Smuttles: MY NIPPLe
Smuttles: DEY HURT
Quote: 160; Rating: 1; [+|-]
Smuttles: Afk, I need to empty my man juices.
Smuttles: :D
Quote: 159; Rating: -5; [+|-]
Smuttles: i go for
Smuttles: everyone hotr
Smuttles: hot
Dius: your mum
Smuttles: late
Quote: 158; Rating: 0; [+|-]
Dius: smt
Dius: do you smell fudge, when there is no fudge
Smuttles: YESSSS!!!
Smuttles: SERUIOUSLY
Quote: 157; Rating: 0; [+|-]
Smuttles: my penis is slowing our internet down by 290kb/s
Quote: 156; Rating: -2; [+|-]
ahref: it smells like farts in here i must have done them in my sleep
Quote: 155; Rating: -1; [+|-]
**Dius squeaks his keyboard**
Iain: wtf
Smuttles: it sounds like someone blowing
Smuttles: blowing your mum
Iain: blowing a horse
Smuttles: hahahahahahahaa
JLJ1: Whats the diffrence?
Smuttles: same thing Iain
Smuttles: HIGH FIVE
Iain: POW
Quote: 154; Rating: 0; [+|-]
Smuttles: whoops i jizzed
Quote: 153; Rating: -3; [+|-]
Super-man       : imma go play some gta
Super-man       : IV
oOo Rag3 oOo  : on gmod?
Super-man       : -.-
Super-man       : yea on gmod imma visit the liberty statue
oOo Rag3 oOo  : u can play gta on gmod!
Super-man       : ..
Quote: 152; Rating: -4; [+|-]
Banza: ITS MASSIVE; NOW IM GAY!
Quote: 151; Rating: -1; [+|-]
Sir Diesalot: Im sorry, but i am overcrumbled.
Quote: 150; Rating: -1; [+|-]
Dius: im gonna get blisters from rubbing it too hard :(
Total Quotes: 162; Pending Quotes 0. Rows: 42; Queries: 25; Top.
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